An Alternative For YouAlternate recruiting ad

Browsing the last issue of The Southwester, I noticed that the U.S. Army recruiting ad appeared to have gotten cut off in the printing process. I hate it when that happens.  You’re right in the middle of a juicy advertisement and somehow the last line didn’t print.  In this case, I believe that entire paragraphs were omitted.   

So as a public service, and since I am an instructor who teaches his students to read between the lines, I thought I’d submit the attached ad to the Southwester and grant free and unlimited use of it to the military should they require a fresh poster for their current recruiting efforts. 

In case the original ad isn’t repeated in the current issue, I can tell you that it spoke of “honor, duty and loyalty”, all fine qualities to be sure.  But it got cut off before  mentioning  the many fringe benefits available to you young folk looking for an alternative to a college education. 

It didn’t describe the killing and maiming available to you as a member of the armed forces. I’m sure somewhere cut off towards the bottom of the ad there was a promo for the current war effort listing the thousands of “insurgents” and “terrorists” killed by coalition forces.  Somebody pulled the trigger on every one of them.  What if it was you?

Or how about 17,000 killed Iraqi civilians—they call ‘em “collateral damage” --since we got there.  Lancet published research  concluding that 98,000 Iraqis have died.  Then again, they’re probably including a bunch that just starved to death or got some disease drinking bad water. And besides, what do they know?  They’re just  the world’s leading medical journal.  

Of course you’re probably more interested in the 1533 (and counting) Americans soldiers killed in Iraq.  Or the 11,200 American casualties—half of which were sent back to active duty within 72 hours of being wounded. 

Feel free to skip ahead if you’re not interested in the 108 individuals detained by U.S. forces in Iraq and Afghanistan  who’ve died in  custody--  most of them violently—killed by whom?  U.S. soldiers just like you.  The Red Cross—you know, those nice ladies with the big white buses that take your blood every few months --they reported a year ago  that 70 to 90 % of the 43,000 Iraqis detained by coalition forces were innocent of any wrong doing.   And 72 of 90 detainees interviewed told Human Rights Watch that they’d been tortured while in custody of Iraq’s new, U.S. trained security forces.

Which brings us to the question of what you would do if you were ordered to “soften up” some detainees for interrogation?   What if you refused?   One young soldier was convicted just the other day-- Roger Maynulet said he thought he was just doing his duty in killing a critically wounded insurgent.  Now he’s being sentenced for manslaughter. 

But the fun doesn’t end once you leave country—if you’re allowed to leave.  Whole units have been required to serve an extra tour even after their enlistments were up (wars don’t always end on schedule).  Yes, war is one experience that just keeps on giving.  You’ve heard of PTSD? Gulf War syndrome?  Agent Orange?  I wonder if the airmen who dropped those 21 million gallons of  defoliant realized how many Vietnamese peasants would wind up dead or disabled as a result of their actions—of course, they were just following orders.  

If you decide to join up, you may have some tough choices ahead of you.  Many young soldiers have a difficult time with those choices.  They wind up with that funny little problem called post-traumatic stress disorder, forever reliving the horrific scenes they witnessed and or took part in.   Even the marine corps estimates that 18% of their ranks are returning home with PTSD.  How do you like them odds?

A lot of soldiers—not all but a fair percentage --use drugs to cope with their situation—and become junkies and alcoholics. 

I could go on but I think you’ve gotten the gist.  Although I’m sure some of you are ready to cite that one soldier you know who was a war hero and went on to do wonderful things.  But then I could cite Timothy McVeigh.  Yeah, that happens, too.   So please, think twice and get all the facts before you make a decision which will live inside you and affect the ones you love for the rest of your life.   And allow me to close with that old, oft quoted slogan  made popular by liberal, Commie peace-mongers of the ‘60’s, “Join the Army! Travel to exotic, distant lands. Meet exciting, unusual people-- and kill them.” 

Ron Bell
            Counseling Faculty

 (submitted to but not printed in Southwester, Spring 2005)

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